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eaaasy tips on how to tell your girlfriend to lose weight:
- punch yourslef RIGHT in the dick.
- if you still feel like telling her to lose weight, repeat step one
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what is snapple? I have never heard of it...

it is the best tea, made from the best stuff on earth
Should I bring my computer out so that I can just play Pokemon?
that was random i don’t know are. are you lost. duh you should play pokemon.
I, old sport, don’t, old sport, understand, old sport, your accent, old sport
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